A New Jungle, continued

But, in the exact same instant that the Jungle Guy began swiping his machete towards the legendary bottled llama, a coconut dislodged itself from the tree near the little Jungle dude.  It impacted the machete at the critical moment, sending the blade into the fertile soil at the Jungle Guy’s feet.

Immediately he said to the bottled llama, “By the Dung of the Beetle of Hishnocrad!  The mighty Coconut hath spoken on your behalf.  I will leave you in peace and let all my brethren know of  your holiness.”  Bowing, he scampered off.  The bottled llama stood there swaying, regarding the silly man running off all backwards.   Ennui settled into its scruffy body and it lay down for a nap.

The coconut was highly offended by this slight.