Face it: without Def Leppard the music world would not be the same. Think of what Def Lep has contributed. Without them, we’d have no basis for one-armed drummer jokes. Without them, we’d never have Hysteria.
In 1987, that record reigned supreme in every high school around the world. All right, at least in the US. All of us ripped up our good jeans (to the chagrin of our parents) and wore tank top shirts and wristbands. The guys with long hair had to put extra work into their locks in the mornings. We all wanted to be Def Lep.
Hysteria was the pinnacle of the hard rock/metal that is known in contemporary terms as “hair metal.” I don’t think that’s the best description, but whatever. It has adhered itself to the music of my youth, much like Aqua Net adhered to the hair. There are many who will even debate as to whether or not “hair metal” is true metal; in their opinion these cheesy rockers are just supernumerary players on the stage of True Metal – the rejects of the Glam Academy and such. Again: whatever. Some of those bands have endured and have a loyal following. In the elite of this group is Def Leppard.
Hysteria stands as their masterwork (oh, sure, some of you will say, “No, you idiot, that’s Pyromania.” I disagree, as much as I like Pyromania – see here). It is well known that the band spent years perfecting the sound of Hysteria, obsessing over every note. As Joe Elliott once noted, ‘there are bits on Hysteria that only dogs can hear.’ They worked with a few different producers on the record. Jim Steinman began the work on Hysteria. He was replaced by Nigel Green and eventually “Mutt” Lange came back. He recovered from his “exhaustion” from working with The Cars, apparently. Lange forced them to re-record their work and the result was the outstanding classic record we 80s kids still listen to today.
It didn’t catch on right away back in the day. “Women” is a fun song but it just didn’t grab anybody. “Animal” is actually one of the best songs in the entire library of Def Lep tunes and it finally got the album noticed. But it was that one song that pushed the record to legendary heights. You know the one I mean: “Pour Some Sugar On Me”. Oh, yeah; “love is like a bomb … ” yeah, you know the rest. Sugar me sweet but did that song rock or what?? There was just something about that song, something mystical and energetic. It crawled into your brain and would never leave. The one-armed drum beat of “Sugar” marched Def Lep into legend.
It wasn’t just that song that made the record great. As a whole it was just fantastic. It embodied the 80s; it was the 80s. Loud, exciting, overdramatic, silly, pompous … yeah, all that and more. Every song is memorable. This record and this band defined what “hair metal” was and could be: a mix of confection and craft.
TRACKS:
- Women – Biblical in scope, carnal in truth, the song has a serious groove if you give it a chance
- Rocket – a long, fun tribute song; cool drums
- Animal – an earthy, powerful song; the thick, warm guitar lead blends beautifully with the vocals
- Love Bites – enigmatic and dreamy, this was a huge hit for the boys; love the harsh, sarcastic title yet slow tempo music
- Pour Some Sugar On Me – the drums are loud, the guitars are loud, the chorus is shoutable; this song defined all that 80s metal was: step inside, walk this way …
- Armageddon It – more British sarcasm, if you ask me; nice play on words and a raucuous party song
- Gods of War – nearly a sequel to “Die Hard the Hunter” this song has a message delivered with a brooding Gibson guitar
- Don’t Shoot Shotgun – I don’t really understand this song, but I love the sound
- Run Riot – very overlooked song; had some good drumming
- Hysteria – “Sugar” may have been the pumping fist driving this record but “Hysteria” was it’s heart and soul; beautiful song
- Excitable – fun and brainless
- Love and Affection – Nearly a match for “Hysteria” this track was forgotten, too; it has some superbly arranged guitar
The first half of the 80s was just a trial run for this record. Once it arrived and ruled for a time, there was nothing left for anyone to do and so the decade and the music faded away. Music shalt never have a decade like the 80s again and never shall we see the like of Hysteria evermore.