This Is Entry Number 100! Let’s Celebrate Morons!

Ah, the word moron; it’s just so fun.  I’ve yakked on about it before.  For example, go here and here and here.  Let’s discuss some moronic things yet again.

ANGELINA JOLIE

 As much as I love Angelina, this latest photo shoot and comments about her jewelry were just …  well, moronic.  A machine gun necklace?  Come on, Angelina.  

WATERMELON HEAD

And this guy … he’s a world class moron.  Can you imagine the conversation that started his quest for fame? 

“Hey, man, let’s go toss us some watermelons off the roof of the barn.”

“Naw, let’s run ‘em over with our big ol’ hick trucks.”

“Wait, wait, I got it!  Let’s bash ‘em in with our heads.”

“YEAH!! That there’s why we all call you the smart one!  Yeee-haw!”

Please, watch the video.  Tell me if you can get through it without thinking:  “This moron’s a moron.”

GAS PRICES

This is truly moronic.  Would someone please ship me a bicycle?  There’s virtually no point in driving any more.  I enjoy watching CNN’s continuing coverage of this issue.  They have a special consultant (can’t remember his name, but he’s been all over – glasses, bald) and he keeps saying that there is no short term fix for gas prices.  We all need to learn to be less dependent on oil.  All right, then.  So, when we all dump our oil loving, gas guzzling SUV’s and other type vehicles in favor of the hybrids and such, what’s going to happen to these archaic, world devestating motor cars?  There will be a giant dump full of Pathfinders and Explorer’s and CRV’s, etc.

Moronic.

THE BIGGEST MORON OF THEM ALL

You might be thinking Tom Cruise or George Bush, but no.  It’s  …

No, not us, Oprah, you!  You! 

BIGGEST

MORON

EVER!

 

And give Bob Hope his head back, you whacko.

The Parody Video Tom Cruise WANTS you to see!

Okay, I think we all unanimously agree that Tom Cruise has turned into a moronic, vacuous alien. Perhaps he’s on crack. Maybe meth is the “way” for Scientologists. Whatever, the guy is just so … weird anymore. Jerry O’Connell does a great parody of Cruise’s creepy and pointless interview. The only thing I remember O’Connell for is that show Sliders. It was a cool show and he was alright in it. However, I did catch an episode of Carpoolers and I’ve gotta say he does pretty well with comedy. He’s an over-the-top doofus in the show and pulls it off. He uses that same quality in this Cruise parody video of his. Oddly, he also does a pretty good Mike Myers ….

The video is hosted on the site Funny Or Die. Check out the rest of the cool videos. Oh, and if you would, check out my review  of the site from a few months ago here on Blogcritics.

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